when u accidentally laugh at a joke about u
never skip leg day
have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough
i do bad things because i listen to music with swears
the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99
the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child
MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
See this little guy? I want him but my boyfriend said I cant. I wagered him that if I could get 1,000,000 notes he would let me have it no questions asked. Please help me, I want this little puffball!
WE’RE TUMBLR LET’S GET PEOPLE PETS!!!
HELP THEM GET THAT LITTLE PUFFBALL OMG
HELP HIM NOW.
I clearly don’t believe in love because I immediately thought,”break up with him and then you won’t need 1,000,000 notes”